Damn what? Why are you so good now?? What is this Nah but seriously I still can't believe how awesome you are at crochet these days. I know it's really stupid but I feel really proud lol. I checked out your ravelry store and you are nuts! So many awesome things I didn't know you actually made the patterns yourself. So awesome!
Ramen! You have truly been touched by his noodly appendage! What a lovely rendition of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It does his noodliness great honour. May he grant you meatballs and pastasauce in abundance.